Erica Nicole Eber has founded a squad of Caltech cheerleaders. Oh no, not

"Cosine, secant, tangent, sine
Three point one four one five nine!"

But it turns out they are talking actual, you know, blondes. Quite a change from the nerdy male-only school of the 1960s (now they have girl nerds, too).

Of course, we did have a football team back then. Brave souls, those football players. I remember our quarterback Lonnie Martin's frantic backpedaling in the face of the big rush our opponents always had, then throwing a pass forty yards through the air for a five yard gain.